Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
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Top comments
thatguy0602 0
WTF... you were hooking up behind a clear door?! *face palm* People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw penises.
EmmaG_fml 0
Clear door? Really?
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Comments (87)
jet_fml 0
YDI for hooking up in a room with a CLEAR door.
PhysOptGuy 0
You better be happy that her dad didn't chop your nuts off. My gf's dad would probably perform a torso removal procedure on me.
92689 0
Who the hell seriously has a clear door? And who the hell has sex behind a clear door? #61 I guess you could be right but if that's what he meant it's even more creepy that her dad was hanging out on her patio while they were screwing...in that case I would change my "you deserved that one" to "I agree **** your life" because that would just make her dad a ******* creep!
kjd 7
they didn't give you the demo?
Atashi_fml 0
That's not what hooking up means.
tana123 0
#2 you are a comedic genius. hahaha! fyl & fhl.
samiiibabyyy 0
woah woah woah, you said it was a CLEAR door ? wtf. YDI for being retarded enough to do it behind a CLEAR door and expect no one to catch you
Impulseforyou 6
next time...use the room with a door that ISN'T clear. ydi for doing that.
fmlwmty 0
lol
ArielTheMermaid 17
a clear door? why? why would someone have that?