Miscellaneous: Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw...

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML

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Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

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By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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Saturday 18 June 2011 12:15

That's when you shove her head into the toilet.

YurTriniFantasy 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:15

haha slap her then dunk her head in the toilet... then run... an dump your boyfriend... and go find a guy in a club to sleep with... problem solved OP!

Comments

Zeggie 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:48

now dats ****** up loll i died

levraea 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 11:22

Damn! Go sleep with her bro/bf....and while you're at it, go sleep with a stranger or your bfs bro then tell em about and dump they asses!

BadSuerte 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:36

I would have dropped her face in the toliet and flushed it. That hoe-bag deserved it.

alexandrab 0

Monday 20 June 2011 1:23

wow shes no friend

bonnie_vb8 5

Monday 20 June 2011 1:46

**** shoving her head in the toilet, just shit on her!!

mrjamjama66 5

Monday 20 June 2011 7:18

you know, "what's yours is mine"

Playful1985 9

Monday 20 June 2011 9:01

FML people read my mind, shove her head in the toilet.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Monday 20 June 2011 9:51

OP, I hope you pulled her back, took a huge shit ... then grabbed her a put her face in YOUR shit!!! Ahhh... but your not done yet!! Piss in her purse, take photos of her chewing on your shit and text it to all you know with the title, "this shit it tasty!"