Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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Comments (129)
writerajere 0
Sorry man your parents suck, but I hate the way people treat insurance like the lottery.
PhoenixElite 0
That seriously sucks. FYL.
shamrock18 0
U should ask for something, and if u don't get it sue them! That would Neva nice turn around!
pieluver 0
If i were u, I'd call kids help phone, report them, and possibly kill them in thier sleep. then, if i didnt kil them, id prob just send them to a retirement home as revenge
andrade617 0
That sucks alot.. But I don't get is how did you get hit by a truck and have minor injuries?.. o-o but yeah FYL
215statechamp 0
Fyl although spending the money is morally wrong it's the parents money unless he has his own seperate policy that he pays for.
PovoBogan 0
Oh well, just remember you'll be the one that gets to choose their nursing home ;)
nnnnicolette 0
#7 fail.
justanotherfan 0
that's when you tell your parents to **** off!!!
tamc17 0
Ur parents r jackasses... Sorry... That sucks.... Well at least when they need help u know wat to say!!! NO!!! I'm going on vaca!!!!!!