By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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RighteousDiego 0

You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.

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Luckster 0

Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D

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writerajere 0

Sorry man your parents suck, but I hate the way people treat insurance like the lottery.

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shamrock18 0

U should ask for something, and if u don't get it sue them! That would Neva nice turn around!

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pieluver 0

If i were u, I'd call kids help phone, report them, and possibly kill them in thier sleep. then, if i didnt kil them, id prob just send them to a retirement home as revenge

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andrade617 0

That sucks alot.. But I don't get is how did you get hit by a truck and have minor injuries?.. o-o but yeah FYL

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215statechamp 0

Fyl although spending the money is morally wrong it's the parents money unless he has his own seperate policy that he pays for.

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PovoBogan 0

Oh well, just remember you'll be the one that gets to choose their nursing home ;)

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justanotherfan 0

that's when you tell your parents to **** off!!!

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tamc17 0

Ur parents r jackasses... Sorry... That sucks.... Well at least when they need help u know wat to say!!! NO!!! I'm going on vaca!!!!!!

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