Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
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Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Couldn't you have gone with the 'the Easter bunny was so busy today he asked me for the help ' line?
AviShtap 20
Hey, at least they're smart kids?
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someguy415 1
7-years-old and still believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause? Do you home school them? If not, then its about time that they knew "the truth", you don't want your kids to be the weird ones that still believe in that stuff.
Shade1982 21
I know a few guys who believed in Santa and crap like that well into their 3rd/4th grade and they turned out fine. Believing in something when you are a kid doesn't make you weird (if that were true everyone believing in Jesus would be weird and only some of them are :P). Everybody else telling you you are weird, makes you weird.
Shade1982 21
Oh god, I'm gonna get banned again for the jesus comment, aren't I...
Greekpower14 3
am I the only one suprized with the whole triplets thing. That's awesome!
muffledpotato 17
You have triplets, pick and choose your battles OP, hopefully they'll have something else occupying their little minds and hopefully you had a nice Easter
mskeptik 12
"We decorated the tree until bedtime, and that night I dreamed of the two long packages for Jem and me. Next morning Jem and I dived for them: they were from Atticus, who had written Uncle Jack to get them for us, and they were what we had asked for." (To Kill a Mockingbird) Got it? There is no need to lie to make your children happy. YD a lesson: never lie to your children.
bphind722 15
At least now you don't have to worry about telling them/them finding out later?
KeatonHanson 28
At least they haven't figured it out about the Tooth Fairy
bobsanction 18
Well maybe you shouldn't have lied to them in the first place. YDI
zach055 23
YDI for lying to them in the first place.
realtingdis 12
Totally agree.
sighlifeman 12
well they are getting older so
edmunson 22
PLEASE think up some "canned" excuses to use the rest of their childhood! Kids need wonder and imagination...don't be "that parent". Just sayin'