Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
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Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Couldn't you have gone with the 'the Easter bunny was so busy today he asked me for the help ' line?
AviShtap 20
Hey, at least they're smart kids?
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the_real_dvd 21
This is why I never lied to my kids about this. I really don't grasp the concept of lying to children about these fantasies, knowing full well that one day they'll find out, their hearts will be broken, and their faith in the value of my word shattered. I get the concept of wanting something fun for your kids, but this can be accomplished without lies.
catherinecas 30
I was never shattered and never doubted my parents word when I found out about the Easter Bunny or Santa not being real. I think it honestly depends on how the kids find out. My mom let me and my sibs puzzle it out and then answered any questions we had.
iSsjGohan 18
look on the bright side u still got the tooth fairy
kowsee 22
Stop lying to your children! Okay, do what you want, but please don't complain later for their disappointment lol. I get that it's the 'spirit' part of it, and fun imagination etc, but it doesn't seem worth the sadness later on in my opinion and yes, my parents did NOT tell me there were any mythical characters coming into my house at any point, but DID tell me the origins of the story. So my brother and I were aware of the reasons behind most traditions etc.
ImagineCrazy 27
Don't the parents hide the Easter eggs for the Easter hunt anyway +_+
vandj8 9
Your 7 year olds take naps? Do drug them?
pl0xs3rver 45
Apparently they weren't drugged well enough if they woke up as OP was hiding the eggs
TacoCat15 10
Tell them you're his assistant.
annoyedperson 25
Why don't parents just tell their kids the truth about holiday characters. and a bunny laying an egg is impossible
maskeddrop 14
YLS because of triplets but but the main point. I big deal they need to grow up at some point why not early??
tiger820 20
smart little girls!
sexbangit 13
That's why you tell them that you are the one to hide the eggs, and the Easter bunny only brings the basket, not that he hides the eggs, dummy.