About Keatonhanson
Sup, I'm Keaton. I live in Connecticut and am a senior in high school right now. English is my first language and I've been learning Spanish for 13 years. I like the arts, movies, and music. My favorite genre of music is underground rap but I would listen to almost anything. I sometimes play video games but not often. Some of my favorite things to do include swimming, volleyball, ultimate frisbee, drawing, hang out with friends, and watching YouTube. If you want to message me, go ahead.
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Keatonhanson's favorite FMLs
By eyerollplease - / Sunday 30 April 2017 22:00 /
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 July 2016 03:01 / United Kingdom
By SkyrimGamerMoM - / Thursday 14 July 2016 19:49 / United States - Verona
By Anonymous - / Friday 1 July 2016 16:23 / Sweden - Alings?s
By tigerbyrn - / Monday 30 May 2016 15:35 / Canada - Scarborough