Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
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Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Couldn't you have gone with the 'the Easter bunny was so busy today he asked me for the help ' line?
AviShtap 20
Hey, at least they're smart kids?
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Comments (61)
cbroady0529 9
Forget the rest, I need more information on this magical land where 7 year olds take naps!! My 2 and 4 year old girls don't nap anymore, and what I wouldn't give for those couple hours of quiet back!
dethouva 4
This is why no one should do this type of thing. It can cause trust issues.
pancakessdsjsn 17
So yes, post about it on FML instead of comforting your sobbing children.
fwongraven 10
Too ******* right! It's not as though time passes or they have another parent or OP has the ability to use a phone and still look after children or something...
hman1025 17
One of the best parts of being Jewish is never having that moment as a kid and not having to explain it to your kids.
ironico 13
Serves you right for lying to your children in the first place!
linzhart333 8
It's okay OP, that's when I found out my whole life was a lie and I came out okay I think...
kendallskakb 13
Lol smart kids
BearGerhart 8
Don't feel bad, OP. This is around the age where most kids figure it out
peterblackmer91 12
You're supposed to hide the eggs at night after they've gone to bed.
peterblackmer91 12
And your 2nd graders are napping????