as for me, I look a wannabe arab in the middle east with my fair looks though I was born and raised here... I guess ethnicity is overrated !

I'm also from the Middle East but nobody thinks that I tan or due my hair.

*dye

I'm the tannest in my family for whatever reason. The rest of my family is either pale or slightly tan -.-"

I'm Cuban, and I'm very pale and I speak English fluently, even though Spanish is my native language. Then when I speak Spanish, people are all freaked out because they expect all Hispanics to be tan or to be Mexican, and I'm the only Cuban in my school. It's so annoying -.-

OP should ask them where they get their skin bleached white. (Unless they are not white, then that would be stupid)

Nah, we are. We just have fucking morons who were born here that think everyone's supposed to look like them or or else they're faking a ethnicity, especially in the eastern side of the state.

Once you stray 20 miles from a major university, there's not much cultural diversity

Or from a military base....... Lord knows, there's plenty of them here in the east side of the state =)

Hehe fruit basket ! That is my favorite episode lol

Who is Haru?

A character from the manga and anime series called Fruits Basket

I thought you were talking about Free! and I was really confused

Anime?

Anime?

Yep.

You missed the reply button.

You sir have just written the best phrase ever. Love it.

And alligators gonna alligate.

Taters gonna tate, Gators gonna gate.

Slaters gonna slate

stoners gonna bake

#16, when you carry 8 boxes of Eggos in your carry-on luggage, you're going to get randomly screened! In most parts of the world, Eggos are locally available so you don't need to bring your own.

#25, they're hassling you because you're not buying enough overpriced food at the airport and on the plane.