Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
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Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, I was practising kicks with a a woman in my MMA class and for some reason she dropped her pads to ask me a question at the last second, and I kicked her in the jaw. I got banned from the class for not being careful. She’s the one lowered the pad in the middle of practice. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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XxXHaCkErXxX 0
you taught him well
TheFuckerofShit 16
That ******* hurts.
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Comments (129)
annoyedgirl_1989 4
Ouch! I guess that comes with the territory though.
GeneralLeeAdyck 0
respond with a swift kick to the chin
Shayton 12
1.2.3 he's out. TKO
jetbluea320 4
Ouch, that move knocks out any man...
WjIeNn 1
Wow! What a wuss, man up dude!!!! I bet you don't even really have balls
BAMF519 0
Thats why I love kids!
blackbelt25 12
ahh that hurts been there before and it hurts!! good luck
Enforcer 7
Coming from someone trained in 3 martial arts, always wear you cup. my teacher always stressed that
Beatleguy 3
good should of worn a cup. DUMB ASS
AunteyN 4
That happened to my Sensei too, only he was smart enough to wear protection.
labola26 0
what protection? a condom XD