Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
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Today, I was leaving college when my yearlong roommate said that he "needed me inside him" before I left. Having just accepted that I’m gay, we had sex. Only later did I learn about the floor-wide bet about me being gay. I still don’t know if my roommate fucked me for fun or for 5 cases of beer. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad, which is one of my roommate's names, when I came. Now her and her friends think I'm gay, and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, my friend with benefits texted me to say that his roommate had heard us getting it on, and had gone on to nickname me 'Giggles'. FML
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lowercasename 0
That's hilarious At least you were having sex though, so I wouldn't fret it too much
Shadowflames420 0
LoL. Was she hot? Cause you should get brownie points for porking a hottie when your friends think your gay.
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AntiChrist7 0
you must have given them the impression. you had sex, so what is the problem?
SoFaded80 0
OH ya #22 listen to #25 he knows from experience....hahahaha
mattiscool 0
no fml here. just a bit awkward, but it wont get long to get over it
Neenertastic 0
Was all this going on between them while you were still in bed with this girl? Because that's messed up. Otherwise, it's not a big deal. It's okay that you're gay and are experimenting to figure it out. j-k
Nap_fml 0
Dude, laugh with it.
Karnezar 2
@ #4 While it's not an insult to be called gay, it's still pretty bad to be considered one when you aren't, and vice-versa. If someone thinks you're gay when you're not, then that means other people might think you are, namely datable girls who might like you, but if they think you're gay, they'll walk off, and thus, a lost oppritunity. Same if you're actually gay, and some guy checks you out for a minute, comes to the wrong conclusion your straight, and leaves.
SPcamert 0
At least one of them thought you weren't. And you got laid. Honestly, not a bad day in my book.
nerd123456789 0
you should get 20$ too
7_______7_______ 0
heh heh... I've placed bets on my friend's sexuality. (funny story is, he already came out to me and I'm just waiting for him to go public before I rake in the green--douchebaggery for the win!!!!)
7_______7_______ 0
#4 Are you an idiot? This is America... it is an insult to be called gay and, though not so per se, homosexuals are inferior to straight citizens. Don't bury your head in grandiose dreams of equality; people without realism quickly grow irksome... and for anyone who calls me a homophobe, look up the definition of per se.