By FuckThis - 31/08/2015 13:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 269
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Tell her you hope she chokes on it

I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her

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I'm sorry OP, cheaters are the worst. She's no good, leave her sorry butt and go get yourself a real girl who will actually love you. Chin up, you deserve better!

I don't know if you can call this cheating. The Op only said he thought they were together. The girl obviously didn't see it that way and the FML is more about him being wrong than her blowing a guy.

#54 apparently you can't read worth shit "I thought the girl I WAS SEEING was going to tell me she loved me" he was seeing her.

I agree with #54, also add that "find yourself a real girl" isn't as easy as it sounds. its not that we look in the wrong place no. Its not our fault 96% of some of the females I've dated are exactly as the ops chick. the more time pass the harder it is to even find a decent womanm

He was seeing her. He thought that she was going to tell him that she loves him.

I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her

So this type of thing is a deal breaker now? Maybe she didn't love the other guy either and just enjoys what she does. I mean if he didn't ask before the other guy...

#33 have you always been that stupid or is there some kind of special school?

SOMEONE MESSAGE ME PLEASE IM BORED

#33 yeah, I mean as long as she doesn't love the other guy, it's okay to blow other dude's dicks because she enjoys it. Just like it's okay to steal money, as long as you only do it because you enjoy stealing, and not because you want the money...... oh wait, that's not okay, that's fucking stupid.

I would like to know the status of the relationship before passing full judgement. Were they exclusive? Were they casually dating? Casually hooking up? And what time frame are we looking at? I've been "seeing" a guy for five months now, and finally told him last week that I don't want to see anyone else and don't want him to see anyone else. You have to be clear about these things. The dating world can be so ambiguous.

#34 I'd watch what you say / type. You may not have meant it, but your post came off as insulting people with special needs. Many people with special needs are as intelligent, feeling, and emotions the same as 'normal' people. We just express our thoughts+feelings differently, and need help to get through the day.

FML is not to be taken so seriously. Lots of people here are easily offended. Very childish in my opinion...

ShirtlessWonder 17

#63 Yeah, it seems like the kind of app/website where people would be (except on the worst of FMLs) making a lot of jokes, but almost any joke people make gets downvoted.

Okay irrelevant I'm sorry but #34 i like your profile picture

#48 how on earth did that come across as offensive to people with special needs? She called him stupid. Tbh if anything I would think connecting the word 'Stupid' with 'Special school' and automatically thinking of disabled/special needs kids is more offensive.

Was kinda the point of the post. It's all pretty vague and she could be some random person at work or something that he's decided he's in love with. She could already be dating said other guy. She's not a possession. With only at best half the info it's amazing how many people make up the other half and it's gospel.. and I'm the stupid one

Tell her you hope she chokes on it

I'm guessing she already did..

I'm sure the other guy hopes for that too.

The_Big_Boss 20

That's not a good comeback. She probably did AND enjoyed it

all the comments from this section had me dying

Better yet, ask her for one last romp and choke her with your own

choking on cock isn't a bad thing.

At least she was honest. Sorry OP. Hope everything works out!!

the act of cheating in itself is not honest at all.

RedPillSucks 31

the relationship is questionable. was it casual, exclusive, serious? makes a difference.

I find it retarded that this comment is buried

justcommenting19 19

At least now you can forget her and find someone who doesn't suck other guys' dicks.

this is when you tell her you don't date hoes, dump her, and never look back

leave her if you haven't already. it'll never change

Redoxx_fml 22

Tell her how you ate out her best friend

The_Big_Boss 20

There is NO way that she can justify this. Don't let her tell you bullshit about it being alcohol or something. If you're a self respecting man you will quit talking to her

Seems she has some commitment issues ... I hope she didn't kiss you after that ...