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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By Jean Chretien Lookalike - 23/04/2021 02:04

Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 14:00

Today, I learned I'm one of the biggest contributors to my sister's severe body issues and eating disorder. Apparently, my constantly making jokes about her having a giant butt wasn't just harmless teasing after all. FML

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xXPeachRoseXx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:04

My mother made those jokes all the time, even though was perfect weight for my age. Little did she know, they were the cause of my anorexia. :/ You sure that she wasn't kidding?

digitalangel 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:29

My mother used to criticize my body in front of me. Don't let it get to you - true beauty is on the inside. Someday you'll find someone who thinks you're beautiful just as you are.

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Devin_Duke 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:36

Lol I love those subtle insults. You know she insulted you but she didn't do it directly or intentionally, and thats what makes the insults even funnier LMAO I do this all the time to people I know.

truelyajerk 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:45

you are a moron. When siblings pull faces the response almost always is stop making fun, or something to that extent.

Playtimeismine 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:53

LMFAO!!! haha, that blows chica.

kandy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:13

Unless you actually are overweight or you do have a double chin there is no reason for you to take this comment seriously. Your mom was probably kidding. I'm not voting on this one because if you actually are overweight, then maybe you should consider working out. But if you're not. Stop being so insecure.

hpodity 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:30

Agree with #8 people whinging about being fat on FML always get the YDI, it's your own damn fault, go for a run, if you don't respect yourself then no one else will.

xgbladerryo 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:22

Mom burns. You gotta love them.

Stateoflimbo 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:31

Haha My mom does this to me too. Just ignore it, or if it really does bother you, do something about it. My mom's little insults don't bug me anymore. You gotta either like the way you look or change it. When my mom goes on a 'You're fat' spree I just shoot back with, "At least I had boobs in high school mom, unlike SOMEONE..." And anyway the boys love it. Don't worry.

Serial 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:41

so did you end up finishing your lunch

kellster 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:35

That sucks. :/ Kill them both.

CrazyIvanVI 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:42

Okay. People need to understand. Being fat is not a FML. It is your fault you are fat. If you don't like it, do something about it, fatty. I used to be fat. You know what I did? I started eating good food, and working out, and not sitting on the computer all day complaining about how fat I am.