Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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fuzzyface73 2
Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.
RiverRelic 0
You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )
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blue892772 0
I just Hydrochloric acid in the lab all the time, and Ive not spilt it on myself because when handling acid I try to be careful. But other people in the lab have and they've never had to get naked. I call fake.
thaShit 0
YDI for having a small penis.
manxalicious 0
Shrinkage in cold water, and even if it weren't shrinkage I'd assume you were flacid and it's a known fact that the smaller the flacid penis the longer the penis will grow when hard (it works out so penis' grow to an average length) And tbph, she was probably really nervous. I do wonder why there wasn't any form of curtain or covering though...
rissa_rizz 0
Also, assuming you were working at a lab bench and wearing a lab coat, which would be required if you were working with chemicals anywhere near corrosive enough to cause this situation. It is HIGHLY unlikely that the HCl(aq) would have spilt far down enough to pass through your coat an jeans and to actually reach your boxers. so YDI for playing with 10M HCl(aq) on your crotch
dan81892 2
FYL, but would you rather be physically harmed instead by corrosive acid?
beckyb 0
If you spill 10M HCl on your clothes, the smart thing to do is take them all off and get under the shower to eliminate the chance that any will burn through to your skin.
jungi125 0
because you can just tell when girls are laughing because of the size of your dick? thats some super power
Puntymario 0
i wonder if anyone knows that hydrochloric acid is pretty much just lemon juice?
efmivida 0
Actually thats acedic acid, hydrochloric acid will actually burn you, you pompus fmylife commenter
honeyishrnkdakid 2
Yeah, why don't you go drink some then and let us know how that goes.
beckyb 0
yeah... hydrochloric acid is NOT the same as lemon juice... at all. Depending on the molarity of the solution, you can get seriously injured.
flyingpan8 0
okay, if some dude spills acid on his hand and then proceeds to have to get naked to wash the acid off - it's going to be a bit funny. especially if you are a girl and you see your co-workers dong - which let's face it - may not be earth shattering when flacid and scared. she wasn't laughing at his ****, and even if she was, stick it in her ass, i am sure she won't think it's "so small" anymore.
lnf9ohfour 0
well see, you're an idiot. i spilled a little bit of hydrochloric acid on myself, in my GRADE 9 SCIENCE CLASS. and all i had to do was wash my hands a little bit. so yeaaah, you're stupid for stripping..