Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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fuzzyface73 2
Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.
RiverRelic 0
You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )
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FredoSNR 0
Perhaps she laughed at the uncomfortable situation.
rustyrox 0
Are u sure she wasn't just laughing in general? i'd love to see someone have to jump in one of those showers! Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day!
starvingxartist 0
what molarity were you using? and if you were using a molarity that high (ie, to actually burn through your clothes and require the use of a shower) WHY WEREN'T YOU WEARING A LAB COAT. and what in god's name were you doing spilling it on yourself?
Leaveittosteven 0
Lulz, like a lab coat is going to provide magical protection against concentrated acid. Even if it was dilute, the standard procedure is that if you spill a large portion of it on yourself you have to shower off. Also, why do people bitch so much about the "first" posts? As if it's some grave offense, haha. Who gives a damn? You people must be the most caucasian web 2.0 users around, getting butthurt over everything.
GatorBites 0
So much for using the proper PPE DipShit. Where is your chemical apron. You deserve every bit of it. It's stupid ***** like you that make safety officers pissed off.
dx169 0
YDI for having balls
NoMercy_fml 0
Ha Ha Ha... Penis
poopinshmicken 0
Oh I did that 2 years ago with 6M NaOH and I had to go under the shower and lets just say that no one ever tested the drain. I ended up flooding two floors. I was standing in above-the-ankle deep water in a hot pink bra in front of several professors - including the chairman. Then I was wheeled out in front of all my classmates on a stretcher. I feel your pain.
TelleoStar 0
That musta been some pretty concentrated HCl...I mean, it's not that strong of an acid...
rob8625 0
Plexico that's funny shit
tenkenshi 2
Despite the fact that basic chemistry classes list HCl as a strong acid, yeah, its NOT that strong an acid. /sarcasm