Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
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Vava12321
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okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D
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xCrackerx
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What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!
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hXcsoccerplaya
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hhaha wow
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The_Pleb
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If she said yeah, you should be busy doing everything but putting this unworthy fml on here
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totalbadass
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YDI for having a small cock.
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blink182rocks
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YDI FOR NOT KNOWING DOGS POOP, DUMBASS
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DameGreyWulf
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Agreed 8 and 34
Still, it is pretty awful to kneel in shit at a particularly crucial moment such as that.
Still, it is pretty awful to kneel in shit at a particularly crucial moment such as that.
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EpicJohn
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Why the fuck does every FML start with "Today, my girlfriend of _____ years..." no1 gives 2 fucks about how many years youve been in a relationship. just get the damn FML part
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colts609380
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did she say yes?
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Vava12321
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okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D
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xCrackerx
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What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!
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Username72999
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Kneed you bring up that shit?
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rachelxx
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you win, you are my hero for the next 10 minutes
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efree
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witty.....
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TheTruth1428
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It sucks, but it's probably a soft way to say no.
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ohmyword08
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that's memorable. x) hope she said yes :)
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cthulhu1138
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Always be mindful of your surroundings.
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xdrumkid101x
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fyl if she said no. if she said yes, then why bother put this as an FML?
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Ritika
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ohhh thats pretty bad hope she said yes and all goes well for the future
:p
:p
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sayheyyybabe
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Wow, sorry. That sucks. Hopefully she says yes :)
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caiyaguang
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Did she say yes or no?