FML : Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt...

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Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By CombatShadow45 / Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:39 / United States

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By Vava12321 | 0

#688448 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:44

okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D

By xCrackerx | 3

#688450 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:44

What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!

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By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#688445 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:44

hhaha wow

The_Pleb | 0

#688483 - Thursday 26 November 2009 02:07

If she said yeah, you should be busy doing everything but putting this unworthy fml on here

totalbadass | 0

#688564 - Thursday 26 November 2009 03:23

YDI for having a small cock.

blink182rocks | 0

#688686 - Thursday 26 November 2009 05:05

YDI FOR NOT KNOWING DOGS POOP, DUMBASS

DameGreyWulf | 0

#688700 - Thursday 26 November 2009 05:14

Agreed 8 and 34 Still, it is pretty awful to kneel in shit at a particularly crucial moment such as that.

EpicJohn | 0

#691909 - Saturday 28 November 2009 03:54

Why the fuck does every FML start with "Today, my girlfriend of _____ years..." no1 gives 2 fucks about how many years youve been in a relationship. just get the damn FML part

colts609380 | 7

#1028359 - Saturday 12 June 2010 03:56

did she say yes?

By Vava12321 | 0

#688448 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:44

okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D

By xCrackerx | 3

#688450 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:44

What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!

Username72999 | 0

#688530 - Thursday 26 November 2009 02:48

Kneed you bring up that shit?

rachelxx | 0

#688977 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:24

you win, you are my hero for the next 10 minutes

efree | 0

#690453 - Friday 27 November 2009 07:16

witty.....

By TheTruth1428 | 0

#688463 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:49

It sucks, but it's probably a soft way to say no.

By ohmyword08 | 0

#688473 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:59

that's memorable. x) hope she said yes :)

By cthulhu1138 | 1

#688475 - Thursday 26 November 2009 01:59

Always be mindful of your surroundings.

By xdrumkid101x | 0

#688477 - Thursday 26 November 2009 02:00

fyl if she said no. if she said yes, then why bother put this as an FML?

By Ritika | 0

#688486 - Thursday 26 November 2009 02:10

ohhh thats pretty bad hope she said yes and all goes well for the future :p

By sayheyyybabe | 0

#688493 - Thursday 26 November 2009 02:15

Wow, sorry. That sucks. Hopefully she says yes :)

By caiyaguang | 0

#688496 - Thursday 26 November 2009 02:17

Did she say yes or no?

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