Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was, "You're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
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DocBastard 40
"Baby, I've love you so much. It seems I've always loved you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry mFUCKING DOG!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOOOOOO!!"
shortystar_fml 0
ydi, you should know the whole ring going into any kind of food never turns into a happy ending!! lol nice thought though :( stupid dog
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Comments (127)
HomeAl0ne 20
I hope it wasn't a chocolate chip cookie, as a little bit of chocolate can kill a dog.
cab227 2
it's a ring, it's gunna smell when she puts it on
egga94 0
why fo people think its such a good idea to put rings in food and drinks???? like theres a high probability it going in someones stomach or someone will bite into it and chip their tooth, its better just to man up and propose face to face instead
youtub 0
Ur hot
SAgirl 24
YDI for not putting the mutt outside during dinner =|
capilot 10
Eagerly awaiting part 2: "Today, I had to pick through my dog's poo, looking for a ring" and part 3: "Today, I put an expensive ring through the dishwasher (don't ask why) and it wound up going down the drain."
DrDoofenshmirtz 0
... Is the dog okay?
crystalrain17 14
Sorry, that kinda sucks. Still, I've never really understood putting rings in food... it'd be really easy to bit into it and chip a tooth, and it's kinda gross... Also, I'm more worried about the dog than the proposal.
annihil8or 15
Epic fail
Tristyxxx 24
FYL