Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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jess6blondie9 3
Then don't drink, duh.
littlemissperfec_fml 0
You need help
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XXXsceneXXXkidzX 5
what are u on O.O
TheXTG8680 0
me? logic, apparently.
purple_sarah88 0
Um, logically it looks to me like that wasn't a reply to your comment but a separate comment asking the OP what medication they're on. But yeah, drinking clearly helped you...
RosiePatosie 0
Good plan.
Hizodge 4
'my mom wont let me get hammered at prom wahhhhhh' shit, cry more. booze isnt that great anyways and prom isnt the only time in your life you will have the opprotunity to drink before turning 21. ****
biwinningloser 0
if you haven't noticed, FML is where everyone basically goes to whine... don't like? gtfo.
AWESOME3SOME 0
have a three-some it will be awesome. It's better for your health plus look on the bright side, at-least your remember getting hammered with two bottles.
jennabell 0
lol
ruben_A_ruiz 0
LOL great inter-FML comment
Lucky10 0
You'll thank her when you go on facebook and don't see pictyres with half your vajayjay hanging out. (past fml reference)
salsalover_12 5
LMAO
Mistery510 6
idiot
DaniBee420 6
it wld have to be one serious med to kill u if u drank on it, like Antibuse (I think it's called) which makes u violently it if u drink with it or Methadone. besides that it really wouldn't do much unless it's a narcotic in which case it'd just intensify the affects of the alcohol. if it was like Zoloft or something who cares
bugmenotmofo 34
I really doubt you're a medical professional, judging by your level of speech and general retardation. Now please, shut the **** up and go OD already; you'll do the world a favor.
ryanstan123 0
damn! your mom is clever!
baller751809 0
then secretly give her your medicine and have her drink then SHE WILL suck my dick