Love, Divorce and Scams: Bullshit reason

Bullshit reason

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 23:02

Today, my husband wants a divorce. His reason, so he claims, is that he went to see a card reader a few months ago and she told him our relationship would not last. Apparently, our astrological signs or something are not compatible, so he thinks we shouldn't waste our time. We've been married for 8 years. FML

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Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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Trading places

By Clarie Sierra - 03/06/2021 20:01

Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML

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You deserved it 341

By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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Christina Winden 22

Sunday 14 June 2020 23:31

Either your husband is incredibly stupid and superstitious, or there’s more to it than that and he’s using the card reader as a lame excuse.

awildwhisper 30

Monday 15 June 2020 0:21

Somehow I feel that he is using that as an excuse to hide something else. Tell him you saw a fortune teller as well and that you are happy and together in it, but that false prophets wish to see you fail and should be ignored.

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Christina Winden 22

Sunday 14 June 2020 23:31

Either your husband is incredibly stupid and superstitious, or there’s more to it than that and he’s using the card reader as a lame excuse.

Dr_Alex 10

Monday 15 June 2020 1:52

1000%

awildwhisper 30

Monday 15 June 2020 0:21

Brightside86 30

Monday 15 June 2020 0:47

That's rough, hopefully you figure it out.

UberClassy 6

Monday 15 June 2020 4:21

There probably wasn't any card reading to begin with .. he's got someone else is using the most cowardice way out! Good luck!

Laura-Marie Catmom 8

Monday 15 June 2020 13:51

So he is cheating and because your a decent person this is the best reason he can come up with.... good luck Op kick this idiot to the kerb.

mskeptik 12

Monday 15 June 2020 18:50

Seems like the card reader said the truth: if you are married to a moron, this relationship would not last. This card reader also made you a big favor: figuring out that easy your husband is a moron - priceless!