FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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wibi 0
hahahaha "FUNNY"!
hidetolove 0
it's "jódame" And if you want to name a body part it's like this "jódame mi boca" Like, "**** my mouth" I guess.. My boyfriend is from Mexico
badboy111 0
how do you know if shes chinese? im really curious
kellyma112195 0
lol!!! that totally made me laugh till i cried! i can just imagine, being heated and all and screaming fried chicken allll the way.... he must have been so confused!!
iEATdreamsx 0
haha that just really sucks. you should've made sure.
Wonka_fml 0
Nice... Props to him for even able to continue and finish the sex. I don't know if I would be able to continue if the I'm having sex with some girl who keeps screaming "fried chicken". That's just weird.
erty228 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA!!!!
andrbeck 0
bahahahahahhahahahahaahahhaah
El_Oh_El 0
Didn't your bf start wondering why you kept screaming fried chicken the whole time? Epic btw.
oceanxcity 0
ROFL LMAO omg.