FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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ohhhhshizzz 0
#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.
unBrokenBeliever 0
I don't even take Spanish. I'm not Hispanic. And I know that 'pollo' means chicken.
smallshattered 0
pwned
kaylaaa_ 0
omg i seriously couldnt stop laughing @ this, next time dont ask your friend! GOOGLE IT :P
Evelyn_Babyyx3 0
roflmaoooo.wow.
aerosmith14 0
I don't know much spanish, but I know pollo means chicken. Everybody knows that. Maybe your friend was thinking about fried chicken at that time...
Frappuccino12 0
this made my day
Jo324 0
I lol'd.
Lo_Ho 0
This is hilarious