By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.

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unBrokenBeliever 0

I don't even take Spanish. I'm not Hispanic. And I know that 'pollo' means chicken.

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kaylaaa_ 0

omg i seriously couldnt stop laughing @ this, next time dont ask your friend! GOOGLE IT :P

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Evelyn_Babyyx3 0

roflmaoooo.wow.

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aerosmith14 0

I don't know much spanish, but I know pollo means chicken. Everybody knows that. Maybe your friend was thinking about fried chicken at that time...

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