FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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JakedGr8 0
wow THAT's HILARIOUS!!!!! OH MANNNNNNNN. That's not even F* my life that's just damn funny!
balanceMMX 0
I bet she didn't even pronounce the double L correctly...
fifafan626 0
que un gringa
Eternity_fml 0
Bf must've been laughing his ASS off during the whole ordeal... Lmfao
EffinWhosLife 0
Ok this was seriously funny. YDI though.
ams7509 0
your fault for ******* a mexican
Kylebeans 0
That, my dear, is why you take Spanish Class :D
synnerr 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whyyyy didn't he stop you or ask you wtf!? Lmfao. Oh my God.
zeroTWOinfinity 0
like really were do you live because pollo was even mentioned in a MacDonalds commerical and chicken sandwiches flooded the screen.
SgtSchadenfreude 0
There's no need to try and obtain faulty information from friends who are just going to try to punk you anyway. Google Translate is a great tool!