By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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ddholmes031 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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asdftammy 0

hahahahahahahahahaaaa. i amost fell on the floorr off my bed haha.

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simps011 0

I love that your boyfriend didn't ask you why you were saying "fried chicken" the first, second, or third time. He's a keeper. Lol!

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MHB8321 0

You're an idiot.. You seriously couldn't figure out what pollo frito means?

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nodbor 11

at least you did not say," **** my like a chicken."

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aqeel114 0

OMG that's so FUNNY I would be embarrased.............

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Stealthy28 0

..........JAJAJAJA, KOñO, JAJAJJAJAJA

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solipsistxx 0

AHAAHAHHAHAA!!! ****** funniest shit ever!!!!!!!

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lilikari 0

im from the US Colorado in fact where there is a lot of hispanics i know a few and to be honest i never knew pollo meant chicken until i read this, so just because you live in the states or where ever you are does not mean you know the spanish language!!

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Velocininja 0

aww man, thats funny....that, is exactly why you never ask friends for lessons in another language....

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