FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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ddholmes031 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
asdftammy 0
hahahahahahahahahaaaa. i amost fell on the floorr off my bed haha.
simps011 0
I love that your boyfriend didn't ask you why you were saying "fried chicken" the first, second, or third time. He's a keeper. Lol!
MHB8321 0
You're an idiot.. You seriously couldn't figure out what pollo frito means?
nodbor 11
at least you did not say," **** my like a chicken."
aqeel114 0
OMG that's so FUNNY I would be embarrased.............
Stealthy28 0
..........JAJAJAJA, KOñO, JAJAJJAJAJA
solipsistxx 0
AHAAHAHHAHAA!!! ****** funniest shit ever!!!!!!!
lilikari 0
im from the US Colorado in fact where there is a lot of hispanics i know a few and to be honest i never knew pollo meant chicken until i read this, so just because you live in the states or where ever you are does not mean you know the spanish language!!
Velocininja 0
aww man, thats funny....that, is exactly why you never ask friends for lessons in another language....