FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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hottiebody 0
That shit cracks me up! I want to know how to say "**** me" in spanish!!! It was really sexy when you thought u were saying it right, but when u found out u weren't, that's when it all turned funny. =)
davidr_fml 0
that is, quite possibly, the funniest thing ever said during sex. I dont know how your bf kept going w/o out laughing his a&& off. i'm hispanic; i wouldnt have been able to continue
taytay245 0
No joke, I laugh my ass off every time I read this and I shared this with my friends. This became our new joke. "POLLO FRITO."
Time2Remission 0
LMAO!, woooow. Your boyfriend could NEVER be my Spanish teacher lol
playful2088 0
LMAO! are you sure that was your "friend"?? maybe it turned him on even more?
jbec0507 0
ROFLMFAO OMG so funny. pollo frito! LMFAO!
furrylala 0
LOLOLS. props to ure friend
ichigolyn 6
ROFL! Did you think El Pollo Loco means The Fuken Crazy?
stalkermagnet22 0
Haahah that's great!! I wonder if he was like why the hell is she screaming fried chicken. Maybe he thought u wanted some!! Haha
mereyrock 0
no maaaanches...o sea ni siquiera intentaste a buscarlo?? y esas idiotas poniendo cosas falsas...porfa no hace falta que uds hagan traducciones pq lo que han puesto no tiene sentido!! --- no way, you didn´t even try to look it up?? and those idiots putting fake things...please, don´t bother translating bc what y´all have said doesn´t make sense!