FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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circayouandme 0
HA HA HA HA HA he must've been like WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. She wants fried chicken now??? Either that or fried chicken turns you on...
mzmaverickd 7
He let you scream it for an hour and he didn't laugh at you? lol He must never listen to ANYTHING you say in bed haha
Tardfuck_0 0
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, oh baby, FRIED CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN! DONT STOP, DONT STOP FRIED CHICKENING ME! lmfaooooo oh shit. HAHAH
923927 0
Haha! wow, have you ever heard of EL POLLO LOCO? I think POLLO gives it away, thinking that poulet and poultry signify CHICKEN!
deja54 0
hahaha this is about the funniest thing I've read in a few days.
lol_seriously 0
PWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED
lovelight30 0
hahahahahaha!
drewsipher 0
i agree with #50 what the point of learning swear words in other languages if you'll forget them like tomorow
xx_chio 0
hahahahahahahaha. #295 is funny..hahahaha
IMz0r 0
Offer him some turkey breasts. He may have an interesting fetish.