What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

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It's funny how you call it small

Try sitting next time.

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It's funny how you call it small

I read it as "little sister" at first, and I was majorly confused.

Hope the solders gun didn't jam :s

Who the hell would call it a "little soldier" to begin with?! He might as well call it "Princess Sofia" and be done with it.

RIP Young Warrior. You saw many things in your 'short,' yet decisive life. I'll never forget the time five years ago. Your very first mission as a soldier. You entered your first cave, wrecking havoc. The bullets fired in the cave left shells of disappoint to many young egglings. Many lives never saw the light of day...but for the one that hatched and survived, life was now anew. You ended many but started one. You were a hero, who is now: deceased. RIP LITTLE SOLDIER LONG JOHN.

What? So he'd be a woman-beater?! CRUEL!!!

Well, If OP called it a "Major- General" he would have been taking a Pirates of Piss- ance.

That...was beautiful. *sniff sniff*

I call my extended member my little soldier from time to time. I mean, he's been through hell and back. We went to 'Nam together fighting off Charlie's left and right. We never let them close in on us. Then came the revolutionary war, yes it came after Vietnam. Those damn redcoats were flowing out by the dozen! But we held our ground, not letting them push us out, we thrusted them back to the dark lands they came from! With honor we fight, will you have my back? By the cold dark night, we will never look back.

I didn't even call it that. Cheeky bit of word changing by the mods! :P

What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

Now remember, it's not the size of the soldier, it's how well he works his gun.

#50 you deserve a drink !!! So funny

I feel like ydi for calling your penis "little soldier"

You call it a dick.

My new favorite follow up comment ever

It didn't die, it's just wounded.

give up while you're behind.

Try sitting next time.

You can't be using logic on a drunk person.

Make sure that the seat is down or else a splash.

I can't understand all the "YDI" votes here. NOBODY deserves that! (Except maybe a child rapist or something.)

erm 54, sorry but when a man gets so drunk he accidentally drops a toilet seat on his own dick....yes he deserves it.

SkyGuy32 17

How does getting drunk mean you deserve to have a toilet seat slam down on your willy? Is getting drunk so sinful that doing so calls for an excruciating punishment?

89- No, but getting drunk means you except the consequences of having impared judgement. Whatever happens during that time is kinda the subject's fault.

*accept, my bad

Thank you 89, exactly. Although I do agree with 90... but I still wouldn't say he deserved it. It sounds brutal. He was even trying to be considerate and not pee on the floor. :)

this kind of made me jump

This sounds like something out of a horrible romantic comedy

It's called Vince Vaughn-ing

Should have worn a helmet.

Do you mean "Life's tough, wear a helmet"?

Most of them do have a helmet.

Haha that they do #41 :)

Fitzinator1995 13

Someone call a medic!

You're a medic

i don't quite get how you thought of kneeling down before sitting down, but what ever floats your boat!

Perhaps he expected to hurl.

Probably because pissing while sitting down is difficult if the little soldier is standing up in attention!

Because kneeling is more manly than sitting.

Ironic, 79, that he can now sing for the Vienna boys choir.

*Little* soldier

Alcohol + Decision making = Hilariously painful situations. If anyone had seen this when it happened they would have been pissing themselves laughing.

I've been there before op.

U must be tall to kneel and piss. Plus, how did the seat fall? Poor you OP.