FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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molly1708 0
hahahaha i love this one. now it's like an inside joke between my boyfriend & i and during sex i'll occasionally yell "pollo frito"
ultramann007 0
Maybe he thought you were the crazy chick from "the heartbreak kid," and he didnt want to correct u because he was afraid. Google it next time genius.
sash_fml 0
LMFAO! next time google translate. haha im gonna do that while im having sex next time...but im hispanic so its not as funny :] lol i can imagine someone like ahh pollo fritooo pollo frito..dame duro pollo frito..hahaha!
sewerdweler2494 0
BHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! as long as he still likes you... im sure HE thought it was amusing... o and by the wayt... kick ur friends ASS!
PinkWashed 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY 'POLLO FRITO BABY!'
boricua_4life407 5
Lmfao@ 42. Hahahahahaha I'm crying this is hilarious
Mah02 0
What seems to be the funny part is that he actually got off on that! lmao ewww
shra 0
lol :D nice
VLLYBLLKAY 0
Hahahahahaha. I think you deserved that one. You should have looked it up on the internet or at least asked a more reliable friend. I find it surprising your boyfriend didn't say anything about it.
Haleandguu 0
#261 you are my hero. Lol at this fml. Enjoy the pollo frito