FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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FMLover269 0
#304. you just said "**** me my mouth".
Ohxcrap 0
hahahahahahhahah, OWNED !
MirandaaHoldsHim 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFL!
j0annass 0
hahaha this is my fave
kate_sterrrr 0
haha pollo frito was so first year of Spanish class duh. Still funny tho
roxienordstrom 0
YDi becasue uh wuts the point of yelling **** me ( he was already doin that)
johnnychristt 0
#318 is kind of an idiot. Just sayin'...
honeydew1000 0
dude I saw this on a TV show the other day. I think it was scrubs, with like the the Todd saying it or something... Yeah, I think it was the Todd
freaky_00 0
lmaooo..
emsss_fml 0
watch him post here next " a few days ago, i was having sex with my girlfriend and then she just started screaming pollo frito for the next hour. FML."