FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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xPrincess4eva 0
hahahahahahhahahaa
rcp90 2
spanish profanity words provided via wiki now you can say what you wanted to say... and bring your friend a big tub of KFC and dump it on their head and how they like Fried Chicken
soledoutbeast 0
funniest one ive read so far. the part that sucks is that i literally laughed out loud when i read this while in my health course, while the teacher was talking about unfortunate children with harlequin ichtyosis. (-_-)
ccarvalho89 0
ai papi!
Jem0_0 0
You're doing it wrong.
jeff_8605 0
Well, you said you were screaming for an hour, which gives the indication that he didnt stop, right? Thats a good thing..
Jarhead_fml 0
LOL why did he not question it after the 1st time? LOL If my boyfriend yelled out FRIED CHICKEN when we were having sex. I would be very confused. on the other hand, If he knew you didn't know the language, He must have known you were somehow lost in translation. which then I would find it hysterically funny LMAO My conclusion. . . He must have been extremely horny to continue to have sex with someone screaming fried chicken...
charolastra 0
i suppose you can be thankful you weren't saying 'polla frita' (fried dick)
Rikuarf8 0
Heehee I got the giggles now. ^_^ I'm sorry, if that happened to me and I was the boy I would've found it cute.
fmlfmlfml15 0
FRIED CHICKEN!!! FRIED CHICKEN!!! FRIED CHICKEN!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! wait....he didnt stop and say "wtf???? if you're that hungry we can stop" lol