FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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chocolates 0
LMFAO THATS PRICELESS.
rverboom 0
oh my. that is hilarious. How can you NOT know that "pollo" means chicken? you must not travel very often
No_Words24 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! two words......google translate!! hahaha!!
RachBearr 0
HAHAHAHAHA. everyone knows pollo is chicken
darthlaurian 0
OMG this had me in peals of laughter. Thank you!!!
barnops 0
I think the best part, is that your boyfriend continued having sex with a girl yelling "fried chicken." I would have burst out laughing, unable to continue.
cwdeus 0
Of course there's no excuse for not searching it on the net. But really, I took some Spanish and pollo is not in my vocab list either.
Togo_fml 1
You're lucky you didn't end up with a drumstick down there.
green101 0
LMFAO. YOU SHUD HAVE WENT TO KFC AFTERWARDS. LMFAO. Pollo Frito. Lmfao. I bet he was like "why r u screaming fried chicken, dumb ass?" LMFAO
wtfomfgO_O 0
Omgg :]] thnx for making my day,seriously :))) LOL.