By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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rverboom 0

oh my. that is hilarious. How can you NOT know that "pollo" means chicken? you must not travel very often

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No_Words24 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! two words......google translate!! hahaha!!

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RachBearr 0

HAHAHAHAHA. everyone knows pollo is chicken

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darthlaurian 0

OMG this had me in peals of laughter. Thank you!!!

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barnops 0

I think the best part, is that your boyfriend continued having sex with a girl yelling "fried chicken." I would have burst out laughing, unable to continue.

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cwdeus 0

Of course there's no excuse for not searching it on the net. But really, I took some Spanish and pollo is not in my vocab list either.

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Togo_fml 1

You're lucky you didn't end up with a drumstick down there.

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green101 0

LMFAO. YOU SHUD HAVE WENT TO KFC AFTERWARDS. LMFAO. Pollo Frito. Lmfao. I bet he was like "why r u screaming fried chicken, dumb ass?" LMFAO

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wtfomfgO_O 0

Omgg :]] thnx for making my day,seriously :))) LOL.

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