Intimacy: Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently,...

By LonelyBoy - 01/02/2011 13:05 - Australia

Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By historyfreak_17 - 17/06/2012 07:11 - United States - Dearborn Heights

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset

Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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DahkLohd 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:08

Give me her number

Doortje 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:11

Amongst other things eh? "How to deep throat?" "How to do anal with a European girl?" "How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"

Comments

moat 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:07

I'm about to eat breakfast.

DahkLohd 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:08

Give me her number

xXDubbleChic 11

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:41

like! lol

SoccerForTheWin 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:17

Says voldemort

notsocommonsense 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:08

nothing ever good comes from looking at your history or anyone elses

youfailed18 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:10

She must be having a mid-life crisis.

disco2466 8

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:11

your mums a milf!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:11

Amongst other things eh? "How to deep throat?" "How to do anal with a European girl?" "How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:12

That's not so bad. If she were looking to hook up for some anonymous añal at a truck stop, that would be alarming.

LoveMySoldier82 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 15:56

Or her regular Saturday night.

AssDan 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:13

So your mom wants bigger boobs. How does this have anything to do with you? Grow up maybe?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:22

It's one of those "way too much info" moments.

kasumii 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:23

I hate it when people touch my computer, so I'd say FML too. But you have school in the summer? That must suck.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:26

whats the big deal? she just wants to make herself happy, and maybe no sorry i mean definately your dad would like it... just because shes your mom doesnt mean that she can't look good.. everyone wants to look good for someone.. shes a grown woman let her do what she wants.. and no matter what age someone is they still strive to look their best and keep themselves in good shape.