Intimacy: Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently,...

By LonelyBoy - 01/02/2011 13:05 - Australia

Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML

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By Anon - 07/05/2011 06:08 - United Kingdom

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

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Please…

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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Privacy violation

By privacy! - 02/05/2021 08:02

Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML

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DahkLohd 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:08

Give me her number

Doortje 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:11

Amongst other things eh? "How to deep throat?" "How to do anal with a European girl?" "How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"

Comments

moat 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:07

I'm about to eat breakfast.

DahkLohd 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:08

Give me her number

xXDubbleChic 11

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:41

like! lol

SoccerForTheWin 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:17

Says voldemort

notsocommonsense 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:08

nothing ever good comes from looking at your history or anyone elses

youfailed18 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:10

She must be having a mid-life crisis.

disco2466 8

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:11

your mums a milf!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:11

Amongst other things eh? "How to deep throat?" "How to do anal with a European girl?" "How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:12

That's not so bad. If she were looking to hook up for some anonymous añal at a truck stop, that would be alarming.

LoveMySoldier82 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 15:56

Or her regular Saturday night.

AssDan 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:13

So your mom wants bigger boobs. How does this have anything to do with you? Grow up maybe?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:22

It's one of those "way too much info" moments.

kasumii 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:23

I hate it when people touch my computer, so I'd say FML too. But you have school in the summer? That must suck.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:26

whats the big deal? she just wants to make herself happy, and maybe no sorry i mean definately your dad would like it... just because shes your mom doesnt mean that she can't look good.. everyone wants to look good for someone.. shes a grown woman let her do what she wants.. and no matter what age someone is they still strive to look their best and keep themselves in good shape.