I'm about to eat breakfast.

Give me her number

like! lol

Says voldemort

nothing ever good comes from looking at your history or anyone elses

She must be having a mid-life crisis.

your mums a milf!

Amongst other things eh?
"How to deep throat?"
"How to do anal with a European girl?"
"How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"

That's not so bad. If she were looking to hook up for some anonymous añal at a truck stop, that would be alarming.

Or her regular Saturday night.

So your mom wants bigger boobs. How does this have anything to do with you? Grow up maybe?

It's one of those "way too much info" moments.

I hate it when people touch my computer, so I'd say FML too.

But you have school in the summer? That must suck.

whats the big deal? she just wants to make herself happy, and maybe no sorry i mean definately your dad would like it... just because shes your mom doesnt mean that she can't look good.. everyone wants to look good for someone.. shes a grown woman let her do what she wants.. and no matter what age someone is they still strive to look their best and keep themselves in good shape.

Alright Gok!
Lol joke, couldn't agree more!

it's the whole to much info bit I'd say is the fml