Love: Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free...

By rockstarohyeah - 02/07/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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By Frazzled - 10/04/2011 10:59 - United States

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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Elizabeth_495_xo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

aww im sorry but congrats on the no cancer!!!!

ohmygawdz 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:14

well congratulations on the news!!! :) at least you have your whole life ahead of you to find a new man.

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HipsterDoofus 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:19

What kind of man keeps a ******* journal? if he was going to divorce you, it was probably so he could show more love to the ****.

Trooth 13

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:21

Wow that's so mean. Leave him immediately.

Trooth 13

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:23

harsh

jabs03 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:24

He probably wants to divorce you because he is gay...don't know many men that keep a journal....openly.

Orangeman69 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:24

1. great hubby 2. YDI for marrying a gay guy that keeps a journal 3.FYL for what he said. hes probably leaving you for a guy FYI

TysonFawlay 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:29

To be fair, if you got married at 23 and he's already gonna divorce you, you weren't even close to ready. Marriages in theory is supposed to last your whole life. YDI for that, possibly a bit FYL because he was so blunt, but on the other hand... That's why people aren't as blunt to other people, because not everyone is rude, but to your journal you can be however blunt and rude about others you want. That's a bit of the point.

xBabyMaMa 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:37

If he keeps a journal you should divorce him.

ericavel 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:40

Don't read other peoples journals, bitch. ...wait..... Your husband has a journal?

the_mailman 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:43

23 is such a reasonable age to commit to someone, especially when you might have a terminal illness. sure, he might be a dick, but on the flip side, why does he have to keep his journal locked up and hidden away so that his nosy bitch of a wife won't read it? no wonder he wants to divorce you, he probably can't do anything without you breathing down his neck wondering what he's doing. you're 23, get a ******* grip.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:44

Wow. That's taking douchebaggery to a whole new level. but congrats on the remission! :D I wish you well (: ♥ as for that fucktart (aka your husband) divorce his ass, get some big money in it, and go have the time of your life! you're 23, healthy, and you can have some fun xD