Slippin' up
By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30
By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30
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Best case scenario is that you get a couple emails in a few days that read “You’re right! I need to change my attitude and embrace this as a new opportunity! As a new beginning of something special!” and “Oh, fuck, I’ve been thinking something similar in the back of my mind… Your terminal cancer metaphor—while oddly specific—really put things into perspective. I don’t know what to do, mate.”
I do, but that doesn't mean that I'm guaranteed to put them in the right envelopes.
Consoling the guy about his new marriage has about a 50% chance of being right.
Better to tell them you announced your mistake on 'FML...'
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Best case scenario is that you get a couple emails in a few days that read “You’re right! I need to change my attitude and embrace this as a new opportunity! As a new beginning of something special!” and “Oh, fuck, I’ve been thinking something similar in the back of my mind… Your terminal cancer metaphor—while oddly specific—really put things into perspective. I don’t know what to do, mate.”
Congratulations on your cancer! So sorry to hear about your wedding.