Work: Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always...

By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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Prosopagnosia

By jiji - 19/07/2022 06:00

Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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By verysadasian - 30/07/2009 14:21 - United States

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

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Unforgettable

By Edward - 09/12/2021 13:59

Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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abluekiwi 0

Friday 10 June 2011 16:20

Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 10 June 2011 16:21

"Size doesn't matter!"

Comments

no65438 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:34

just pull that shit out and show them(:

eric599 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:10

I couldn't stop laughing fyl

VALAM 0

Monday 4 July 2011 6:47

that would make the other guy BIG DICK

fudgemylife66 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:50

haha my friend her last name is dicks and we make up nicknames and we called her dick of steel instead of buns or steal xD

maddysaidthat 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:05

they shall call you chode for short

whh05001 5

Monday 12 September 2011 22:54

It's your fault for being short, should have eaten your vegetables, taken your vitamins and said your prayers, but you didn't, and now your Little Dick, serves you right you jabroney