Work: Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always... - FML

By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

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abluekiwi 0

Friday 10 June 2011 16:20

Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

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Friday 10 June 2011 16:21

"Size doesn't matter!"

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Sunday 26 August 2012 10:56

lol

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at least youre not big dick

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