Work: Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always... - FML

By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By jiji - 19/07/2022 06:00

Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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By verysadasian - 30/07/2009 14:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

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Unforgettable

By Edward - 09/12/2021 13:59

Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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abluekiwi 0

Friday 10 June 2011 16:20

Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 10 June 2011 16:21

"Size doesn't matter!"

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buttercup47 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:54

The truth hurts bro. LOL;)

gaburito 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:21

hey! thats my nickname too!!!! i'm fine with it though...

xxxemoxmusicxxx 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:23

blame your parents

jlperry31 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:09

this is so made up. ur name isn't dick. no one has had that name since the 50's

JPEG7 12

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:45

pull down your pants and show them how it's done

epicepidural 2

Monday 13 June 2011 3:15

there's a pill for that.

rj6 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:17

prove 'em wrong!

no65438 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:14

it's okay little dick(:

Whyoufail 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:40

Its called sexual harrassment. Go see HR and you'll get a great bonus!!!

steelersfan3250 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:15

you know wat they say you are wat youeat xD

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