Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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Top comments
yeezheng 6
I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.
maddy23a 5
Nice one ace
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Comments (416)
SweetLou37 4
that's y u always check and make sure it has been shaved before going down there.
lknjenna 3
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwiiiiiiieeeeeee
Vinnay13 0
Legit romance fail
melisa_hope 9
That is not even romantic anyway idiot!
stewie13_666 0
She must be Asian
Hootie_95 0
Honey I hate to break it to you but there's a difference between romantic and kinky. Nice try though, mouth fulla bush, buy her a razor!
DivaDemona 6
I completely lost it when I read "mouth fulla bush". I now have pepsi up my nose from laughing so hard. XD
Maddie_baybee 0
i guess she should start waxing :)
kelis_fml 0
That's kinky not romantic- that was your first mistake!
MerNoEngrush 0
Im six, what is this?
nother1 1
Why the hell does your gf have pubes? It's 2011 , I'm 25 I've never seen pubes on a girl in my life
5t3ff1k4h 47
You obviously haven't been with many people, male or female then.
Rainbow_Crash 11
You haven't seen pubes on a girl? Who are you *******? Ten-year-olds?!