Anonymous
Go home
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Anonymous
Topeka, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
scarredforlife
United States
America! F*** yeah!
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
noooo
United States
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
MY EYES THEY BLEED
Lancaster, United States
Can't unsee it
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Anonymous
Dekalb, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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1known 34
Because you saw your Dad naked? Seriously?
reetuuw 3
Girl move to Finland, it’s normal there lol
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reetuuw 3
Girl move to Finland, it’s normal there lol
1known 34
Because you saw your Dad naked? Seriously?
HouseOfM 8
I'm guessing they are young otherwise being this appalled and sensitive is a sign.