Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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Bad start

By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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lajaynay 15

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)

missyj0 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.

Comments

PandaPandy 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:46

Aww poor guy :o maybe he was more like extremely nervous :(

indistructo 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:46

you should've helped him...

OwnDeCookies 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:52

Boyfriend problem again, I see. Now is the time to go and eat some chocolate and or ice cream. What mood will you obtain? Bliss. If you do not obtain this or any mood, then most likely you would obtain some fat.

kbt13 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:55

No. a ruined moment is when your penis is so long it delivers vomit inducing impact to your girlfriend's uvula like mine.

1greatsk8er 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:19

that made me lol

kissingdeath 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:26

I've had that happen too

thepandawh0re 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:51

I know right! it sucks...

BuffaloButt 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:57

Awe how adorable.

kylebeast11 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:28

Hey :)

soccerphanatic 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:47

ghost303 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:58

It doesn't help that you were wearing this: "http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png"

dlrowehtkcuf 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:01

HOLY SHIT!! O.o @ 52

whatever222 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:02

poor guy is probably embarrassed now! jus remind him practice makes perfect! :) it's not like it's the end of the world dude

Laurenlou 24

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:09

OP, I hope you guys are too young to be doing that kind of stuff! xD If not then why don't you just talk him through it? Or help him. After all, it is y'alls FIRST time.