Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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Bad start

By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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lajaynay 15

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)

missyj0 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.

Comments

fmylifeee247 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:14

WHATTA CHUMP.

LogoFoSho 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:25

**** that! be a nudist!

kduubb 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:26

wow.. my bf nailed it his first try no problem(: I guess it just depends on the guy

kduubb 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:29

the bra thing...

missemalythecat 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:06

High five

nevergo 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 11:01

I got it my first time too. Took a couple seconds but i figured it out. Few times at doing that and i can now do it one handed. This guy probably couldve left out the crying but im sure itd be quite frustrating to keep trying but not get it off. Poor guy

RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:30

That's sad. Not so much of an fml as he needs another chance. :(

adventageous 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:38

Awee. Thats cute and alittle sad. Poor guy!

iguana13579 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:40

hahahaha talk about a hardcore virgin

charlotte100 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:42

How is this cute? I don't care how nervous u are but if a guy breaks down in tears cuz he can't unhook a bra, I'd be turned off.

xoxLovely 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:43

Ehhh um how old was he? Hopefully ya are kids or something cuz i never heard of this =| in a way i agree, i would say fml life too cuz wheres the manliness & guy control in this.