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well if its a gun that can launch staples I'm guessing a construction job, so shoot him back with a 4 inch roofing nail gun.

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What the fuckery fuck are you talking about? I'm stuck between deciding whether this was a poor attempt at making a joke or whether it's just pure stupidity. Please show me where in the FML it refers to OP being a girl complaining about not finding a nice guy.

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It didn't seem lame to me! it seemed more painful than anything... but I did get the joke at the end! just wanted to let you know

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I don't know why people are assuming she meant liking him in the romantic sense. I took it as she just started to think he wasn't that bad of a person after all... but obviously her first impression was correct.

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16, since Cpt. Jack Sparrow is so humorous and at times rude, whenever I see your picture I imagine him working at a fashion shop, then when someone's checking out, I imagine him picking up some jeans and saying: "Sorry... We don't have these in fatass."

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