By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
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coolboy675 16

Boom, headshot!

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HowAreYouToday 34

But do it with a twist. Shot him with a regular gun. Oh chaos. Delicious chaos!

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coolboy675 16

Judging from your pic #1, would you have suggested using breast milk to shoot with?

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feelingold 18

It's not his fault you look like a stack of paper.

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JFloUnknown 24

But his staples are.

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oj101 33

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

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nanner42 13

Well no since I am not pregnant. Judging from your pic, do you hate Jews?

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wjh100 13

well if its a gun that can launch staples I'm guessing a construction job, so shoot him back with a 4 inch roofing nail gun.

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MonsterLovesMe 5

But... We still have the other eye, right?

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coolboy675 16

Boom, headshot!

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iAlissa 34

Try to hit me, try to hit me.. C'mon!

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kwyk 23

The buy guys are never as bad as they seem, or the good guys as good.

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ThatPlankton 15

As a guy who buys things, I can confirm that we aren't all bad.

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gc327072 30

And as a sell guy I would like it to be made clear that I am a total bastard.

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j_cat187 19

That was filthy! Nice guys go in deep.

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ultimate41 13

Because nice guys always let the girl finish first ????.

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jackiemora 18

Reminds me that no matter what girls say who they dislike, they will still continue to like assholes. And then ask why they can't find a nice guy. Too busy getting shot by a stapler gun.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

What the fuckery **** are you talking about? I'm stuck between deciding whether this was a poor attempt at making a joke or whether it's just pure stupidity. Please show me where in the FML it refers to OP being a girl complaining about not finding a nice guy.

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morella_xx 29

The username is "annoyedgirl." Doesn't make #7's comment any less stupid though.

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jackiemora 18

My comment wasn't a joke nor stupidity, just simply stating what it sounded to me. The stereotype of girls dating assholes. That's all. And the last part was a lame joke intended.

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jackiemora 18

Hence me saying "reminds me of" not "this is what it is"

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EVnIAS 13

It didn't seem lame to me! it seemed more painful than anything... but I did get the joke at the end! just wanted to let you know

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thatcoolkidd96 6

She never once mentioned liking him in that way.

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Bakarra 22

#23 "I found myself starting to like him" not defending the original comment just sayin Edit: read your comment wrong, true she didn't like him in a relationship way, my mistake.

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ElizaAnne 7

I don't know why people are assuming she meant liking him in the romantic sense. I took it as she just started to think he wasn't that bad of a person after all... but obviously her first impression was correct.

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CharresBarkrey 15

"My comment wasn't a joke..." And a few sentences later, "And the last part was a lame joke." You're not making any sense.

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bishoujo 5

Her name is annoyed girl...

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Ctrl_H 18

Funny how life's like that, right?

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JACKxRAWR 22

Shoulda trusted Special Agent Gibbs' gut.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

16, since Cpt. Jack Sparrow is so humorous and at times rude, whenever I see your picture I imagine him working at a fashion shop, then when someone's checking out, I imagine him picking up some jeans and saying: "Sorry... We don't have these in fatass."

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