But do it with a twist. Shot him with a regular gun. Oh chaos. Delicious chaos!

Judging from your pic #1, would you have suggested using breast milk to shoot with?

It's not his fault you look like a stack of paper.

But his staples are.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Well no since I am not pregnant. Judging from your pic, do you hate Jews?

well if its a gun that can launch staples I'm guessing a construction job, so shoot him back with a 4 inch roofing nail gun.

But... We still have the other eye, right?

Try to hit me, try to hit me.. C'mon!

As a guy who buys things, I can confirm that we aren't all bad.

And as a sell guy I would like it to be made clear that I am a total bastard.

Awesome guys finish on her face.

That was filthy! Nice guys go in deep.

Because nice guys always let the girl finish first ????.

Going a bit too far don't ya think?

No

What the fuckery fuck are you talking about? I'm stuck between deciding whether this was a poor attempt at making a joke or whether it's just pure stupidity. Please show me where in the FML it refers to OP being a girl complaining about not finding a nice guy.

The titled name ._.

The username is "annoyedgirl." Doesn't make #7's comment any less stupid though.

My comment wasn't a joke nor stupidity, just simply stating what it sounded to me. The stereotype of girls dating assholes. That's all. And the last part was a lame joke intended.

Hence me saying "reminds me of" not "this is what it is"

It didn't seem lame to me! it seemed more painful than anything... but I did get the joke at the end! just wanted to let you know

She never once mentioned liking him in that way.

#23 "I found myself starting to like him" not defending the original comment just sayin Edit: read your comment wrong, true she didn't like him in a relationship way, my mistake.

I don't know why people are assuming she meant liking him in the romantic sense. I took it as she just started to think he wasn't that bad of a person after all... but obviously her first impression was correct.

"My comment wasn't a joke..." And a few sentences later, "And the last part was a lame joke." You're not making any sense.

Her name is annoyed girl...

Shoulda trusted Special Agent Gibbs' gut.

16, since Cpt. Jack Sparrow is so humorous and at times rude, whenever I see your picture I imagine him working at a fashion shop, then when someone's checking out, I imagine him picking up some jeans and saying: "Sorry... We don't have these in fatass."