By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
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thereitgo 1

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

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disadvantage 0

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

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diana491141 0

Today, I went to a club and I invited a guy back to my place to hookup. FML.

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MOL_fml 0

Ummm yah, it was just awkward timing guys, usually that should be after some work has been done.

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rixbury 0

Dude, these recent FML's are so lame....especially this broad. FHL

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anaphaseii 0

Damn, you see so many good FMLs when you're moderating that are never accepted and then someone accepts THIS shit. This isn't an FML.

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louisianagrrrrl 0

thats not that bad. its a little weird but its not particularly gross or anything

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fermata 0

FML is going down the drain with crap entries like this.

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fuckingshit 0

whats wrong with that?

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smartypants2712 0

errr...how's that worthy of FML?? licking is good for you.

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ineedadrink 0

Odd, but not FML. Have some dignity!!

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