Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
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Top comments
thereitgo 1
that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.
disadvantage 0
What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.
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Comments (211)
johnnyramone 0
and this is fuxed up how?
ThomasRemmington 0
really? when a guy wants to lick the inside of your leg it usually means that he wants to eat you out
MiNeS2206 0
HAHAHA what a freak!
ebbasaur 0
uhh..uh. that's creepy. really creepy. how did you respond to that?
Gabe__the__babe 0
lol!! leg fetish! unless he was planning on giving u oral, and meant your upper leg.
Hello_Im_Rickyy 0
Haha=] uhh not really a hardcore accual FML to me. But it made my day=]
quitter 0
rofl... you people are ridiculous. "ohnoes someone wants to lick me OMG!!!" Not FML.
PunkPrincess_fml 11
...that is SOOO not an fml... its kinda kinky, and licking leads to ...hehehe...
PunkPrincess_fml 11
um...i really dont think its that bad... odd, yes... but bad, no. licking leads to ...hehehe...
memegui 0
? What's the problem exactly?