Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML
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Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML
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cutebebe778 0
And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.
triplethreat13 0
aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.
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Comments (128)
Ligerie 0
So move back. sorry though. =[
cutebebe778 0
And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.
genius_man16 0
Agreed. No matter how much you love someone, you never give up everything for them. If you BOTH gave up everything it'd be different, but when one person gives it all up and another doesn't give anything, it's just a terrible situation.
kirby229 0
I agree. I love my boyfriend but I'm going out of state because I got accepted into a college that will open a lot of doors in my future career path. It may sound heartless, but my personal future is too important to give up just for the possibility of being with someone for the rest of my life.
Kamon97 23
#16 you're not heartless you're smart and if he truly loves you back then he'll be willing to put up with the long distance relationship just to be with you.
lendmeyourteeth 0
that suckss move back, you'll probably be able to get new job opportunities lol
lancerevo 0
That's why I always say. **** BITCHES GET MONEY
someotherbitch 0
i completely agree.... MOB- money over bitches.... we never will be able to controll ourselves.... seriously stick to money-- it wont ever talk back
amazinggbaby 2
I agree with that money is important and I would have never done what this guy did. but money and never having someometo spend life with? mundane. it would e a horrible lfe to live. posessions will give some happiness but people are important also
itsjustabadday 0
i love norway its the best
heavenandhell 0
Man that's shity
jessiebare 0
nice pun
Punkpoptart1119 20
You're not funny..and you can't even spell 'shitty' right. Good job retard
triplethreat13 0
aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.
noshitsherlock 0
SERIOUSLY. I agree!
sunkistfitch 4
Doesn't matter now, eh?
picky_and_bitter 0
well, you can always move back and start new.
noshitsherlock 0
well, how long had you been "together" before deciding to marry her and run off to EU?
Fernmelder 0
Norway is not in the EU... It's in Europe, yes, but not in the Union
noshitsherlock 0
lol oops thanks. I was just going through this fast and wanted to abbreviate too. ;-) Thx
LANCERZzZz 0
I just goes to show that women don't deserve respect or sacrifice or love.
Stephnesss 0
Yes, because some women are bitches. LET'S STOP RESPECTING ALL OF THEM. You're ignorant, really.
girigoku1988 0
well, i find it quite acceptable as women seem to generalize men for every thing, as per equality, men deserve the same rights too, and hence we should be abled to generalize to some extent. and based on the total manipulation of this poor soul, i would agree to that she is quite nasty, and perhaps most women are too, leading to the high divorce rates in america.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Oh shit that's a bold ass, ignorant ass statement. Kudos for courage tho
Aspireworks 12
I have never read a sentence as disastrously compiled and worded as yours, 65