Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Top comments
thereitgo 1
that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.
disadvantage 0
What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.
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Comments (211)
fuzzyelmoo 0
this is only an FML if you were turned off. otherwise that'd be amazing. ....unledd it was like, down towards your calf or ankle that'd be a bit akward.... hahaha
guitarplaya612 0
Its pretty sexy to lick your inner leg, gettin closer n closer to your pussy. but maybe he was talking about just the leg like the top of the thigh not inside. that would be pretty weird
misty4555 0
did u let him
cdatribe23 0
yummmXp
EmoKyd 0
Don't Ya mean HE was getting into YOU?
AlgorithMan 0
why didn't you just let him lick your leg? wtf is the problem?
cheetahcake19 0
I don't see how this is an FML.
chlle_2012 0
Kinky strangers ????
demonkitty69 0
what's wrong with that? my bf does that all the time and it feels amazing for both of us
Bordo1203 3
Typical… happens to me all the time