Intimacy: Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was...

By SG - 24/03/2012 12:14 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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By ParkerRommel - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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Caturday treat

By Leah Magers - 30/07/2022 12:00

Today, I was about to climb on top of my husband for some fun time, when I stuck my hand in a giant pile of cat poop on my pillow. FML

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By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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Saturday 24 March 2012 19:29

You nasty

DrNuggetcase 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:54

(^_^)/ to ( ._.)

Comments

ChubbyNicki 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:27

Well why weren't you wearing it any...? :c i doubt he did anything so horrible that you had to punish him with your B.O.

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:28

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault! (except it is your fault)

HeyMondayAddict 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 3:24

I love Friends.

HeyMondayAddict 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:30

Now what does that tell you?

kuges 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:33

It should tell her she STANKS!!!

rubberduckie94 13

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:54

Well that's married life.

lainzilla 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:59

That'd be hilarious if it was in a movie but in real life it's pretty disrespectful of him not to bother communicating.

OFWGKTADGAF666 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 22:15

Cho durty ass..

chitown23 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 23:56

That's ******* awesome if ur a girl that listens to ofwgkta

babykillaseason 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 3:12

**** oddfuture, if you want to hear some real hardcore shit listen to brotha lynch hung, that ****** would tear each of them 15 new assholes and eat their family, thats it i am done now.

agreedtodisagree 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 22:51

At least, he didnt hand you tick tacs.

KRiddle 15

Saturday 24 March 2012 22:52

I would've laughed.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Saturday 24 March 2012 23:15

Perhaps take showers more often? And maybe applying your own deodorant would help. I'm kind of obsessive compulsive when it comes to deodorant, I put it on a few times a day because it DOES wear off.