Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Close, so close
Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
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ninneyfooda 16
Surely you can fix this though :D
wdd2 5
Yay for people's insecurities! I had coworkers like that once, I ended up quitting.
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
That's kind of like... Being over qualified... I just don't get it>.
Calculate900 4
Wait, you got fired for "solving problems?" What kind of company does that? I feel like you'd be an asset to them.
limitedition 25
Unfortunately that sounds about right. Too many people are quite uncomfortable thinking & problem solving. Hope you find a new job ASAP OP
RedPillSucks 33
Be sure that the thing you see as a "problem to be solved" is actually something that needs to be solved. Nothing pisses off the bosses more than you spending your time fixing something that might not actually have been broken while ignoring the stuff you should be working on.
TheDrifter 24
It also helps if you can actually solve the problem if it's a real one. I've had a couple employees that like to spend their says "solving" problems, while creating more in the process and never getting their own work done.
myeviltwin 20
Ha, ydi. You were operating under the mistaken assumption that hard work and results get you ahead in most jobs. If you want to get ahead at work try one of these methods. 1 Be related to or a friend of the boss. 2 Be a brown nosing sychophant. 3 Be the workplace snitch (turn in you coworkers for every minor violation of company policy whether real or imagined) 4 Be physically attractive and sleep with the boss. Better yet if you can combine 1,2,and 3 or 2,3 and 4 you're golden.
Enslaved 38
You're a little full of yourself. I can understand if you were there awhile but after two days, you know how the solve your job's problems better than they do? No one like a Mr. Know it All (especially one that doesn't).
SMHsohard 22
Most of my work experience has been in hospitals. What I have found is that the harder you work and the better you are at what you do, the more is expected of you. This benefits mediocre workers, who remain under the radar, do just enough to get by (or just enough to not endanger someone's life), and take home the same or more money than the good worker. Unfair, but a fact of life. It's also one of the reasons I would rather eat dirt than work in a hospital again.
Aregonde 15
I hope you weren't THAT newbie--the one who thinks he's God's messenger sent to enlighten all the seasoned workers on how incorrectly they've been doing their jobs for the past decade. The guy who has no idea why things are done a particular way and challenges everything and argues with everybody. The guy who ignores directions, refuses to cooperate with the team, and ***** everything up because he insists on doing things a "better" way. If that's what you mean by "solving problems instead of just accepting them," I'd fire you, too. No company can afford an employee who gets in the way of day-to-day operations, violates policies and pisses everybody off. Unless it's more important to you to be a hero than to be employed, when you start a new job, just shut up and do what you're told. Period. Keep doing that, and eventually you'll a) understand why things are done as they are or b) gain the rapport and credibility to suggest something different--and have actual experience to support your suggestion. Your first week on the job is no time to be "solving problems"--especially without confirming with your bosses and experienced coworkers that a problem actually exists, and getting their permission to fix it.
callcopse 10
I'm going to agree that this was my first thought on reading the FML. It sounds like the management were attempting to say very politely 'You're a really annoying know-it-all.' Of course management could equally have just done the business equivalent of not signing the Beatles ;-)
outoftown 27
51 - Especially when that newbie starts each revelation with, "Well, when I was at Thus-and-So ..."
Trish01 23
Although I pretty much agree, I still feel that it may have been a little too harsh to fire OP because of this. He seems to have meant well. Could've tried to make him understand how things work around there and given him a chance to get adjusted. All in all, FYL OP.
nicolemarkovic 21
This does not sound German at all!
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Unfortunately, stupidity is a disease that can affect anybody from any country...
LittleMagicWolf 7
Where the **** did you work? We need to know, to avoid that place.