Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ninneyfooda 16
Surely you can fix this though :D
wdd2 5
Yay for people's insecurities! I had coworkers like that once, I ended up quitting.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (102)
armyaggie 11
So, in other words, you got fired because you were too good at your job.
horneyhic 15
That's not really true pick the right job and there's plenty of work I've had 3 offers this month
ThePreyMan 3
That's what's messed up now: people have a terrible work ethic.
LyraAlluse 25
I never had a good job experience. And I've worked at over 10 different jobs. So, I just started my own business and now I'm my own boss. Don't have to worry about crazy bosses anymore.
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
You got fired for being efficient ??? What is the world coming to ?
projectem7 14
How many problems did you solve in two days?
AssassinBug 15
Oh, you must have a German government job!
lilferrit 15
Did you work for EA?
kittykat1501 31
Wow that really sucks I feel bad for u if I could click I agree more than once I'd click it 11312 times