By perpetuallyscrewed
Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML
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By  plexico  |  3

Maybe the boss who screwed your life up can help you out a little by letting you mow his yard, clean his pool or fuck his wife. I mean, it's the least he could do for such a dumb mistake.

By  flgirlwguitar  |  2

FYL there...almost the same thing happened to me about 3 years ago, except I got promoted into a job to take the place of someone they were GOING to fire but hadn't yet - the plan (from what I heard) was to keep her on to train me. But they were trying to fire her for taking sick time that was covered under the family leave act, so she threatened to sue and I got canned.