By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States
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You out that cow through a lot. Talk about tearing it a new one...
Is that the cow equivalent of having a cleft lip? :P I feel so sorry for the poor cow! Must have been painful!
I do know that it is the other side of the body. It was a joke, albeit a rather rubbish one. Which I apologise for. :P
I think the only FML for OP is that she bought a calf with that defect... It's the calf that must go through the pain of constipation and whatever means OP used to carve out a hole... Cringed just saying that last bit. Also, I'm assuming because the FML says 'got' and doesn't specify between it being given birth by her cow or being purchased.
No one deserves to experience that. FYL (was it like opening a can of coke that had been shook?)
Well I'm sure that the calf will now be forever grateful that you provided him with a butt hole in his time of need.
24-not necessarily. As long as op keeps the cut tissue clean(most likely by applying antibiotic ointment) the cuts should just heal over and leave the calfs anus open so it can pass waste. Usually, when that happens, it's just a very thin flap of skin-it may not have even bled :)