Maybe fate is trying to tell you something. Or maybe you just should have had it sized better.

Maybe fate's telling him that he should've sized his ring better.

That really sucks...Did you have a warranty on it? I believe you can get warranties on rings. If you have one, hopefully it can be used to replace the ring.

On the plus side, congratulations on the recent weight loss.
I hope you told Wal-Mart to see if they have any kind of filter that could have caught that before it became unrecoverable. I know nothing about plumbing, so that filter could be entirely fictitious. Sorry. About everything.

Nope, once it's flushed down there it's long gone

Lol a filter that deciphers shit and toilet paper from wedding rings

When you find a Walmart that actually has decent bathrooms...

Would you really want to keep it after it fell in a Walmart toilet?

Dude, it's a wedding ring. Not an onion ring. You get it cleaned and yes keep it.

Buy a new one at Walmart.

Depressing fun fact: Walmart is America's largest jeweler.

My dad's fell off in the backyard and it took him 3 days with a metal detector to find it

Every time you use the bathroom at Walmart it take a piece of your soul, this time it took what most precious to you your wedding ring.

I guess you could tell your other about your .... shitty situation.

That happened to me once with keys. I found them back in the u-bend after... they didn't go very far.