Maybe fate is trying to tell you something. Or maybe you just should have had it sized better.

That really sucks...Did you have a warranty on it? I believe you can get warranties on rings. If you have one, hopefully it can be used to replace the ring.

On the plus side, congratulations on the recent weight loss. I hope you told Wal-Mart to see if they have any kind of filter that could have caught that before it became unrecoverable. I know nothing about plumbing, so that filter could be entirely fictitious. Sorry. About everything.

When you find a Walmart that actually has decent bathrooms...

Would you really want to keep it after it fell in a Walmart toilet?

Buy a new one at Walmart. Depressing fun fact: Walmart is America's largest jeweler.

My dad's fell off in the backyard and it took him 3 days with a metal detector to find it

Every time you use the bathroom at Walmart it take a piece of your soul, this time it took what most precious to you your wedding ring.

I guess you could tell your other about your .... shitty situation.

That happened to me once with keys. I found them back in the u-bend after... they didn't go very far.